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| Age: | 89 |
| Birthday: | 07/07/1982 |
| Gender: | Female |
| Location: | New York City
Lower East Side |
| Hometown: | Lower East Side |
| High School: | School? |
| College: | 7 |
| Occupation: | Humdinger |
| Company: | This place |
| Status: | In a Relationship |
| Hero: | Other |
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| Last Activity: | September 17th |
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Dmitri
Conservative
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1. go to http://maps.google.com
2. search for, say, "sex addicts"
3. choose a listing
4. hit the call button
5. when prompted for a number, enter the hated one's digits
6. perfect evil snicker
(via valleywag per se) | | |
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| What? | | |
| City |
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| The City | | |
| A Horrible Cocktail |
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Captain Kirk. Ok I'll teach how to make a Captain Kirk, gather 'round. Not too close. You must have a full bar of sassy people. You make your jokes with the bartender, have a drink that says you're 80 and you can't handle anything, a Negroni goes well with me substitute your Tom Collins, red wine, Old Fashioned per choice, this is just the warm up lap to losen them up. Make a bet with the bartender: that if you drink this, he will buy everyone in the bar a drink. Let him laugh. S(he)'s seen it all in the last four hours alone, what with the crowd in the corner sipping out of jars they brought from home and the trio on the chairs who are sharing between them a single skirt. The bartender says: lets hear your deal, first. "Do you know what an Irish car bomb is?". Yes sure, of course, now completely off guard, smirk, the octopus hands out six more drinks without concentration. "My drink is this: a half a pint of scotch (dewars, it's chocolatty) and a rocks glass full of gin (tanqueray, the lightest). I drop the rocks glass into the pint and finish it". You're on s(he) says!
It tastes like skittles and you just made three grand in drinks for people who might remember. | | |
| Favorite Pest |
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| The Ich |
 | Daniel
Posted: 2 years ago | | You are my hero. |
 | Ptolomeo
Posted: 2 years, 1 month ago | | very cool |
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